You own everything that happened to you. Tell your stories. If people wanted you to write warmly about them, they should’ve behaved better.
— Anne Lamott (via annihilatingfeminine)

professional-bird:

CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT POPE FRANCIS IS SO FRIKKIN CHILL THAT IF AN ALIEN WALKED IN TO THE VATICAN HE WOULDN’T EVEN FREAK OUT HE’D JUST BE LIKE “SUP DUDE LETS GO GET YA SOME JESUS” 


strwrsgifs:

Uncle Owen, this R2 unit has a bad motivator, look!


ennish:

deneuveing:

lyrafay:

ask-queen-mikasa:

homosexual-titan:

THIS VIDEO WAS SO SATISFYING

This gives me life

How music changed from 2000-2013. 

i feel so fucking old right now…

Anyone else notice how more songs were in a minor key at the beginning of the video?


Everyone’s cuddling in Maria’s bed, except Maria.. #NoInvite


emilianadarling:

deanobanion:

"Horsemanning, or fake beheading, was a popular way to pose in a photograph in the 1920’s. Sometimes spelled horsemaning, the horsemanning photo fad derives its name from the Headless Horseman, a character from “The Legend of Sleepy Hollow.”

(x)

HUMAN BEING ARE AND ALWAYS HAVE BEEN SUCH HUGE FUCKING DORKS OKAY.



drinklust:

once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”



I checked the mail today. And my father unexpectedly decided to send me a check, for no reason in particular, it just had a sticky note that said “For parking, food, books, whatever” I called to thank him and he just goes “I know you weren’t gonna ask for money, but you sounded really bad”

Seriously this is the first time in like 2 months that I have been able to buy food and gas I wet and bought Gushers and Gatorade, and a bunch of other stuff I normally would never splurge on.


notenoughtosurvive:

unamusedsloth:

Nude Portraits series by photographer Trevor Christensen

This is my new favorite thing



Got tagged by sanscrete

Rules: answer the questions below, then tag people 

name: Allison

nickname: Ali or Red

birthday: February 6

age: 21

gender: girl

sexuality: if you’re cute, you’re cute

height: 5’11” 

timezone: Pacific

what time and date is it there: August 28, 10:45 am

average hours of sleep i get each night: Usually about 4-5

the last thing i googled: “how many ounces is a keg of beer?”

my most used phrase: “wow.. just, wow”

first word that comes to mind: ninja

what i last said to a family member:  "Love ya too, talk to you later"

one place that makes me happy & why: San Diego, because I finally have a bunch of friends I really like, and life is just good

how many blankets i sleep under : one

favorite beverages : Coffee. and alcohol.

something random about yourself:  I love to cook

3 things i can’t live without: Coffee, my phone, my friends

something i plan on learning: Guitar.

a piece of advice for all my followers: Just do you, and let other people do them.

you all have to listen to this song: Warrior by The Whiskey Avengers

my blogs: I have this tumblr, and my instagram @itsmuhar and twitter @itsmuhar follow all of them!


reblog this if you want a terrible 3 sentence fanfiction in your ask based on your url

gonna do all wish me luck


emmaluvspickles:

allthingshyper:

trentnavarro:

hellochameleon:

WHAT

CONTINUITY BITCHES

OMG WHAAAAAAT